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All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:35 am
by simmo_Archive
I am currently looking for a job. This is a seriously shit task. I recently moved house, but this is worse. What are the all time shittest taks that face the average Westerner at some point in their lives? I would like to form some kind of ranking so I know just how shit my life is.
Please exclude such things as AIDs, death, etc. Ordinary shit that has to be done.
Let's begin. Rank the following:
-Finding a job
-Signing up for unemployment benefit
-Filling in tax returns
-Moving house
-Untangling mike leads
All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:40 am
by Rodabod_Archive
Shitty bosses.
Trying to sort out / maintain a serious relationship.
General illness and going to the doctor.
Going to the dentist.
Doing exams.
The dole office isn't that bad. Apart from the cunt who used to serve me who took me off. Fucker. Yeah, it is that bad.
Job interviews are a shitty task within the "finding a job" umbrella.
I consider having a bad hangover a task too.
All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:08 am
by Peripatetic_Archive
Mowing the lawn.
Getting a haircut.
All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:16 am
by Adam CR
Peripatetic wrote:
Getting a haircut.
So very true.
I had to get one yesterday for a job interview I had today.
Mine:
Buying/selling a house.
Buying clothes/shoes.
Taking down/putting up your recording set-up.
Setting-up guitars.
Filling-in application forms.
All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:21 am
by Peripatetic_Archive
Returning phone calls that you know are going to be hour long exchanges of, "so what else is going on?"
All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:23 am
by Major_Archive
-Finding a job
-Finding a place to live
-Getting a haircut
-Moving
-Breaking up with a significant other (This one can also be awesome...eventually)
-Going to the doctor/dentist
-Grocery shopping
-Shopping for clothes/shoes
-Putting gas in your vehicle
-Going to the Post Office
All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:29 am
by gjhardwick_Archive
clothes shopping ranks pretty damn highly for me - i really don't like doing it.
getting anywhere on nottinghams public transport system
wanking
All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:33 am
by oil_Archive
Get a job and stop complaining you lazy pieces of shit.
of course you could just claim unemployment....if that's not too hard.
the mind. it fucking boggles sometimes.
All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:35 am
by oil_Archive
p.s shitting. probably.
All time shittest tasks that most will face in life
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:03 am
by simmo_Archive
oil wrote:Get a job and stop complaining you lazy pieces of shit.
of course you could just claim unemployment....if that's not too hard.
the mind. it fucking boggles sometimes.
fuck you. I'm fucking working on it you dick.