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Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:23 pm
by NerblyBear_Archive
Do you mates love the Frogs or the Limeys better? Who has been the greater country, historically speaking? This is the eternal question that always comes up. The French think the English are prudish and stodgy; the English think the French are too sexually promiscuous.
Personally, I can't make this decision. They are both great for their own reasons. But since the nature of the game mandates a decision, I'll go with the English.
Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:29 pm
by 242sumner
The French:better wine,food,painters and weather.
Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:31 pm
by johnnyshape_Archive
The Comedy Writers Handbook (1974 edition) wrote: The French think the English are prudish and stodgy; the English think the French are too sexually promiscuous.
Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:49 pm
by chozo_Archive
johnnyshape wrote:The Comedy Writers Handbook (1974 edition) wrote: The French think the English are prudish and stodgy; the English think the French are too sexually promiscuous.
johnnyshape, I found this a long time ago and have kept it a secret ever since. but now i see the animated .gif in your signature,
i sense hope....
do you know the story of raccoons with large testicles?
[edit] French by a nose.
Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:06 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
France is winning?
Ugh.
The Frenchies are no good. Their food sucks a painted cock, their langauge is hard to listen to and they let the no good muslims take over half their country.
Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:09 pm
by 242sumner
On the Other Hand,you can converse with english people without being covered in spit...
Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:35 pm
by vockins_Archive
I'm sure some English/Scotch/Welsh jackass is going to post a few thousand words about the distinction between England and Britain, but it doesn't change the fact that the Frogs win, far and away.
99.44% of Frog music is fucking horrible. There's Berlioz, Satie, and Debussy and whatnot, but most of it is garbage. Frogs win in everything else. Except armed conflicts with Germany.
Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:37 pm
by glynnisjohns_Archive
242sumner wrote:The French:better wine,food,painters and weather.
Lest we forget the frenchies uniquely attractive female population.
Dios mio!
They also financed our revolutionary war to their detriment.
Take that, rush limbaugh! you viagra popping fat fuckeroo.
Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:50 pm
by 242sumner
glynnisjohns wrote:242sumner wrote:The French:better wine,food,painters and weather.
Lest we forget the frenchies uniquely attractive female population.
Dios mio!
I have to admit, I have a huge crush on english girls with buck teeth.
Country: France or England?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:52 pm
by NerblyBear_Archive
French girls are, undeniably, ten times hotter than British girls. British ladies are notorious for their lack of beauty.
Perhaps that's why the French are so sexed up all the time.
