Dear 1000 Hurts by Shellac,

You rock.
Especially when that guy was playing guitar.

ps. Do you know Let It Bleed

Dear Chairs Missing by Wire,

You are smart and sexy. If you aren't doing anything this weekend, we should get together. I know you're a little older than me, but we could make it work.

Love,
JR

Dear I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Kick Your Ass by Yo La Tengo,

It's on, bitches.

Dear You Come and Go Like a Pop Song, by The Bicycle Thief

Thank you for your kind attention to this modern life.

Best,
Dabrasha

Nina Nastasia's Run to Ruin,

Three months ago you left me. I've tried everything, but I can't find you anywhere. Fucking slut! Who is he? Am I going to have to pay for you to come back to me? God damned bitch whore. Die!

Dear So Red The Rose by Duran Duran side project Arcadia,

Why did I have to see your stupid video for the song "Goodbye Is Forever" immediately after putting my beloved dog to sleep?

His name was "Rivets". He looked nothing like the cartoon character of the same name.

Sincerely,
Bradley R. Montebianco

Dear Master of Puppets

You guys rocks.

Please stop singing.
Please stop making albums.

Your fan,
Christopher_Dragon


ps. you now have the bass player from Infectious Grooves... WTF?!?!?

Dear Ride A Rock Horse,

You are a solo album by Roger Daltrey that I won't ever hear on purpose.

I have seen your cover and thought on it later, without ever meaning to. RARH, visual images can be powerful in spite of themselves. You know this.

In closing, I would like to say that it would have been okay if I didn't ever know there was you. I hope you don't take it personally.

Bye for now,
A.J.

Wow. And we thought Pete Townsend was the gay one.

Dear first Ramones album,

Look at this shit. Can you fucking believe this shit? Jesus. At least you didn't live to see it. Except for Tommy, Marky, CJ and Richie. Who don't really count.

But seriously, what the fuck. I miss you man.