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my opinion...if you're gonna have a beer, drink the real stuff, not the carbonated horse piss.

Amstel Light is OK.

I think our friends across the pond made this one up:

Q:"Why do Americans drink their beer cold?"
A:"So they can tell it's not urine"

Another one from over here:

Q: What does American beer and sex in a rowing boat have in common?
A: They're both fucking close to water.