Something I put together over the weekend. The criteria is: 'Which Americans, living or dead, have meant the most to who you are today?"

Foreigners welcome to add to the poll.

Clocker Bob's 20 Greatest Americans

George Washington

Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Paine

Andrew Jackson

Abraham Lincoln

Smedley Butler

Gore Vidal

Henry George

Eustace Mullins

Webster Tarpley

Carroll Quigley

Martin Luther King

Louis McFadden

Kurt Vonnegut

Ralph Nader

Huey Long

Robert Kennedy

Jim Garrison

Hunter Thompson

Cynthia McKinney

Huey Long? Hunter Fucking Thompson? Cynthia McKinney?!?!?

Noam Chomsky?

The guy that invented the finger up the ass during a blowjob technique x20

MajorEverettMiller wrote:The guy that invented the finger up the ass during a blowjob technique x20

I have a hard time believing that was an American.

My picks:

-Mr. T

-That guy with the question mark suit who can get you free money from the Government (no, not The Riddler)

-Jack Horkheimer

-Jack Van Impe

-Kent Hovind

-Nikola Tesla (he was naturalized, yo)

-Art Bell

-Dan Savage

-Ron Jeremy

-Little Mac (main character, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!)

-Kurt Angle

-Bret Michaels

-Beavis

-kerble

I also forgot:

-Bill Hicks

-Jesus Christ

DrAwkward wrote:-Jesus Christ

She was from Africa.

Robert Rauschenberg

DrAwkward wrote:I also forgot:
-Jesus Christ

Oh shit!!! Parker & Stone would be proud.