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So what's a good counter-heckle/comeback when someone uses the old familiar 'you suck' heckle?

Other than "you swallow!", ya mean?

I got nothin. Maybe just yell "oh really, am I any good at it?"

break up

"Your mom's tits!"

Honestly, I don't know...I think that it's an excellent 'heckle' for that exact reason. I use it often.

Jump off the stage and bash the person senseless with your instrument. This is most effective when it's the drummer that does it. Bass drum in one hand, snare in the other.

the Classical wrote:break up

Oh, I meant when the audience is heckling the band.

in all seriousness, you don't need a counter-heckle as long as you have the mic and the pa, not like they are going to shout you down

best to just ignore it tho

"Thanks, we've got twelve more!"

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Jump off the stage and bash the person senseless with your instrument. This is most effective when it's the drummer that does it. Bass drum in one hand, snare in the other.

I'd pay money to see this.

ChristopherM wrote:

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Jump off the stage and bash the person senseless with your instrument. This is most effective when it's the drummer that does it. Bass drum in one hand, snare in the other.

I'd pay money to see this.

I would pay myself money to see me do this.