that enjoys referring to condoms as "rubbers"

i'm not sure if it is some weird retro thing like i'm 16 or what.
but for some reason i refuse to call them anything but rubbers.
maybe it's one of those silly "i'm gonna call something by it's most hated name" kinda thing. i dont know.

I prefer the term 'frangers'.

Me? I'm a jimmycaps man.

rubbers.


not that i use them or anything.

Scumbags
Rubber Johnnies

party hats.

Blobs.

I think this is only used in the North East of the UK.

Coney Island Whitefish.

alandeus wrote:Me? I'm a jimmycaps man.

Jimmyhats will also do.

rubbers, johnnies, shrinkwrap. whatever you want to call them they're fucking awful inventions and deserve a more horrible name. maybe 'jizzcatchers' or 'manjuice traps'. something that more accurately reflects their crapness.

yeah yeah i know they can save your life and keep you baby-free but as far as inventions go its hardly up there with the wheel or fire.