Crap 4. The only animal that would even concieve of fucking their own dead or killing for fun.

CRAP

Humans are no fun.

On a purely animalistic level, humans are an awesome animal, the best one.

Super adaptive. Super good at survival. Super intelligent (relatively speaking). Agile. Pretty fast. Able to get anywhere. Awesome picking-up/holding/using skillz.

When fighting any other animals, you'd always give a human a chance. It might work something out.

Crap, at least, I'm a piece of crap

Not crap.

Humans are amazing.

only a human will try to jack off quietly so the person in the other room doesn't hear them. an ape just doesn't give a shit. but the human doesn't want to make the other human uncomfortable. for this simple grace, he is non-crap.

trompuss wrote:only a human will try to jack off quietly so the person in the other room doesn't hear them. an ape just doesn't give a shit. but the human doesn't want to make the other human uncomfortable. for this simple grace, he is non-crap.

haha. yeah!

"we're not religious about god. we're religious about men." - watt

yes. and women too.

Right now there are some humans who are starving to death, shitloads of them in fact....and there are other humans who got a multi million dollar Christmas bonus this year.
This is just accepted by humans as being ok.

Right now there are little kids in a hospital somewhere who can't afford to get better and there are other humans who are buying insanely expensive fur coats and diamond rings and whatever else for their fat wives and girlfriends.
That's a human for ya.

Humans are ugly mean spirited greedy selfish shit when it comes down to it.
Give a human even a little bit of power over other humans and see what happens...9 times out of 10 they will abuse the shit out of them all they can.
The amount of humans going out of their way to try and help other humans pales in comparison to the humans just throwing money down the toilet because they can, even though that money would save other humans lives they'd rather waste it on bullshit for themselves than give it to them.

Ultra rich CEO's stealing even MORE money and in the process ruining thousands of people's lives. These motherfuckers already had more money than they could ever spend yet they are compelled to steal more.
When they are caught they are given less jail times than your average street level weed dealer would get.
Humans.

All you rich kids who grew up in a nice big house (nerbly bore, yut....I'm looking at you) ask yourself, why don't my parents give more money to the poor? There are little kids in burn wards all over the country who they could have helped.....why didn't they? They could have made life better for countless people, all it would have taken was your family living in a little smaller house and having a little less nice car....It's a real simple question, ask them over Christmas dinner.
Because they are human.

I would hope we are all ashamed of ourselves and our fellow humans.

rocker654 wrote:The only animal that would even concieve of fucking their own dead

ducks

Marsupialized wrote:blahblahblah

everything you just said is a vote for not crap, because you are a human, and you are showing the capacity for compassion and empathy to fellow humans by posting that.