For reasons which I will be staunchly keeping to myself, I need a picture of a stereotypical ponytailed prick.

You know, the kind of shit that works in Marketing or A&R and uses hip buzzwords that make your skin crawl.

Ya know, the kind of wankstain that refers to his office location as "corporate".

I need an image of this kind of person. For my own reasons.

Many thanks in advance, image seekers. Google Images is not producing the goods, perhaps you can do better.

This is close:



I mean, this guy isn't ponytailed, but I gaurantee you that he fits the rest of your description perfectly.....

he seems nice, though.

Ack! Thanks glueman, that's bloody great, but if only he had a ponytail...seriously, the ponytail is key.

Great pic though. He inspires real hatred.

Can't find a ponytailed example. He's got prick written all over his face though.

Peter

kerble wrote:

he seems nice, though.

Damn!

That is some kind of crazy new Kerble-ing right there....


Well done!

Peter wrote:

Can't find a ponytailed example. He's got prick written all over his face though.

Peter

MY PRAYERS! THEY HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!

Superb job, Peter. I owe you one.

God that guy looks fucking despicable.

not in business attire, but he looks like a prick.

kerble wrote:

not in business attire, but he looks like a prick.

If only he was holding his hands together like in Peter's one. Still good though. A+ for effort there Faiz.

wow. full points to peter. I want to kill that guy.