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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:56 pm
by steve_Archive
Intern_8033 wrote:How many blondes does it take to screw in a mic clip?
ha!
That's the end.
I changed "light bulb" to "mic clip".
That's what it used to say, all right. But I changed it to fuck.
How funny is that?
-steve
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:12 pm
by Mayfair_Archive
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
The judge says to Mickey, " I am sorry, you can not divorce your wife because she is crazy!"
Mickey replies (in high Mickey Mouse-like voice) "I didn't say she was CRAZY! I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!"
(Sidenote: Be sure to practice and perfect your high Mickey Mouse-like voice as it is the cornerstone of the telling of the above joke.)
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 6:37 pm
by slowriot_Archive
a priest, a rapist, and a child molester walk into a bar- and that's just the first guy.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 9:35 pm
by brian_Archive
I'm still working on this one:
Did you hear they're making a documentary about Ron Santo?
It's going to be a short film because they don't have a lot of footage.
(They really are making a documentary about Santo)
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 9:37 pm
by stewie_Archive
I was going to post a joke, but instead decided to share the most unintentionally funny web page ever. It's from the Creation Science Fair 2001.
Notable prize winners include the projects entitled, "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (And Not A Monkey)", "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" and "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?".
http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 12:55 am
by SchnappM_Archive
Unintentionally funny? The main page has a campaign to shut down the Landover Baptist page, one of the most notorious fake religious sites on the net. It's funny as a parody, but don't be fooled by this stuff.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:36 am
by spoot_Archive
q: Why did the pakistani pervert stay home from work?
a: He was feeling a little sikh.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:42 am
by spoot_Archive
http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
"2nd Place: "Maximal Packing Of Rodentia Kinds: A Feasibility Study"
"Although there was little room left in the cage, all Rodentia were able to move just enough to ward off muscle atrophy. Food pellets and water were delivered to sub-surface Rodentia via plastic drinking straws inserted into the Rodentia-mass, which also served to allow internal air flow."
I don't know what to say about this. What a cruel and disgusting thing to do.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:25 am
by tmidgett_Archive
>>http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
it is a joke
an elaborate joke
this is linked on the site:
http://www.cafeshops.com/objectivemin.3749749
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:28 am
by tmidgett_Archive