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The Matthew and Torie Extravaganza:

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I thought "Jokes" were supposed to be "Funny".

Only if you have a sense of humor that isn't completely immature/childish.

Making stupid songs that only we think is funny is one of the few rewarding things in life.

zom-zom wrote:I thought "Jokes" were supposed to be "Funny".

Nah dude.

"Jokes" stopped being funny once Eddie Murphy hung up his red vinyl suit.

Now, the only thing left in the humor category in this galaxy is anything "gay."

"Gay" things can be quite "funny." "Intimidating" and "being mean to" our "fans" is also quite "funny." So is "sarcasm."

XYLOPHONEX was a one-off band doing minor threat songs on, well, xylophones. we're open to offers of reformation tours, but the price will be high.

XYLOPHONEX sounds amazing. If I win the lottery I'll pay any price you demand. It'll be even bigger than Slint touring and playing shows again. Hell I'll even fund your triumphant return to the studio!

Just fucking with you Sir Matthew. Chill out "bro."

I had a joke thrash band for about two weeks once. Fast thrashy noise for no reason. Just me on distorted bass and a drummer. I think we ran through each of our ten songs once the entire time we were together and called it "practice."

We played with He Is Legend back when they were called No One Wins. Those guys are fucking dicks. If they come to your town, find their mouths and shit in them.

Haha. I know. People can't tell if I'm joking in non-forum life too.

I took the chill pill "yo."

I also had a joke Grindcore band called Cannibalistic Suicide once and we played songs like "I Sodomized Your Grandmother with a Chainsaw Because a Rocket Launcher Was Too Quick," "Sodomy is Birth Control," and "Into the Graveyard with a Shovel and a Box of Condoms." We had an accordian player (aka the Grindcordian/Agoredian) and a violion player (the grindolin/violence). It was all complete improv noisecore garbage but extremely fun to play in front of people for the mere fact that they were extremely confused and in many instances offended.