I think the old fucker once said that he would willingly take a microscopic chip, used for tracking and ID purposes...(y'know, like VeriChip or Digital Angel), if it meant that he could be safe and secure. This was right after 9/11 I believe. Fuck that. Hysterical old coot. Crap. Besides, anyone can get on TV and pretend to be an opinionated jerk. Nothing he says is really enlightening or thought -provoking.

His eyebrows annoy me.

His voice annoys me.

He's like Seinfeld, but even more unfunny (I'm talking Seinfeld's standup routine, not the TV show)

burun wrote:His eyebrows annoy me.

His voice annoys me.

He's like Seinfeld, but even more unfunny (I'm talking Seinfeld's standup routine, not the TV show)

I agree.
Fuck Andy Rooney.
Obvious piece of shit that he is.

I imagine Andy Rooney speaking zom-zom's posts in my mind's eye.

vockins wrote:I imagine Andy Rooney speaking zom-zom's posts in my mind's eye.

I'd pay good money to listen to Andy Rooney go off on indie-rock pussies who listen to pussy music and like to dip cookies in milk like pussies.

lemur68 wrote:

vockins wrote:I imagine Andy Rooney speaking zom-zom's posts in my mind's eye.

I'd pay good money to listen to Andy Rooney go off on indie-rock pussies who listen to pussy music and like to dip cookies in milk like pussies.

And the SG headstocks! For the love of god, don't forget the SG headstocks!

On his worst day, brother zom could not be as awful as Rooney on his best.

I used to think he was kind funny when I was 9.
That was 1977.
The 30 years that followed were not good or funny in the least.

-A

lemur68 wrote:

vockins wrote:I imagine Andy Rooney speaking zom-zom's posts in my mind's eye.

I'd pay good money to listen to Andy Rooney go off on indie-rock pussies who listen to pussy music and like to dip cookies in milk like pussies.

Marsupialized is our Andy Rooney, except Marsupialized makes sense, is funny, and doesn't beat up on the defenseless like Andy Rooney does ( unless the defenseless completely deserve it ).

Bump.

I knew a 75 year old woman that loved this guy.

Rooney always talks about "the Olden Days" and "How things were" when he was a kid and then proceeds to lambast modern customer service, computers, and car dealers.

Are things really that much worse than they were in the "Olden Days"?

I want to know...