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Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:14 pm
by nc_Archive
Sorry, but I find it hilarious. Just keep it out of the control room.
-n
Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:32 pm
by Dylan_Archive
I find it stupid. Go fling your own poop, children.
Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:34 pm
by placeholder_Archive
painfully unfunny. i find a lot of pretty juvenile stuff funny, but that is not one of them.
Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:14 pm
by ChaseEnnea_Archive
Farting will most likely ALWAYS be hilarious to me. When I fart alone, I laugh. When anyone farts I laugh. Farting is definitely NOT CRAP.
Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:16 pm
by Mr Chimp_Archive
ChaseEnnea wrote:Farting is definitely NOT CRAP.
Close enough for me. That shit stinks.
Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:27 pm
by Mayfair_Archive
Farting is the physical representation of laughing. It is the uncontrollable (in some cases) release of raw energy. It is the knocking your head on what the unknown IS and only smelling that that lay beyond. FARTING IS A FREAKING KOAN!
A solid NOT CRAP here. Let's HOPE there in no crap! In fact if there is crap involved it is actually referred to as a 'shart' and not a fart.
Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:20 pm
by BJC_Archive
I have always, and will always find farting funny. Regarding the rare (hopefully) and still hilarious situations where it IS indeed crap - i hope you are at home alone, or at least surrounded by those who truly love you.
Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:39 pm
by joshsolberg_Archive
Mr. Chimp wrote:ChaseEnnea wrote:Farting is definitely NOT CRAP.
Close enough for me. That shit stinks.
You know how your brain figures out that somebody farted (other than the noise)? Your nose registers an odor. And you know how your nose experiences that odor? As the gas that makes the sound passes through the farter's nether regions, it travels at high pressure past poo. As it does, it whisks microscopic poo particles out of the farter's nethers, and spreads their stinky badness into the air. The sensation of "smelling a fart" is actually the process of smell receptors, which are very closely linked to your taste buds,
encountering the poo particulates. Thus, when you smell a fart, you are, essentially, eating poop. So yes, farting is most certainly crap...
Which makes it even funnier, of course!
Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:38 pm
by patrick md_Archive
I can't place a vote here because something of this nature has to be determined on a case by case basis. Take the following for example:
CASE 1: Stooping to low brow humor in TV, movies, entertainment. The lowest common denominator to appeal to idiotic masses. NOT FUNNY
CASE 2: I'm at my desk at work and this old dude comes in and starts to read the paper. Rips one, looks around to see if he can pin it on someone else, makes eye contact with me, turns red from being embarrassed. HILARIOUS
CASE 3: Being cooped up with a lot of people on the subway and someone floats an air biscuit. No where to go, everyone gets a look of disgust on their face as the odor reaches them. NOT FUNNY
CASE 4: My old boss, 330-340 pound fat dude, bends down to pick up a box and rips one. Tries to claim the noise was his knees cracking. HILARIOUS
Got to take these things one at a time.
Farting
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:58 pm
by Andrew Weatherhead_Archive
Some guy farted in Traffic School the other night. It was hilarious.