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Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:18 pm
by ben_Archive
So yesterday at work I was in the stall and found that someone had left a jerk-off mag in there. I'll admit that I did flip through, but stopped short of flogging myself. Just too fucking weird. Ever do this?

Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:00 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
yes I have several times
shit, several times a week

Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:02 pm
by TheMilford_Archive
Once or twice in my life... haven't in a long time.

Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:05 pm
by ben_Archive
yes I have several times
shit, several times a week


you really do work for CPS don't you.

Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:21 pm
by STF_Archive
Last few times in the bathroom a floor below and on the opposite end of the building in a little-used handicap stall. Thinking about a sexy co-worker. Probably fewer than ten times in my whole working life, and not in over eight months.

What the fuck am I admitting this for?

Anyway, I would imagine that people find opportunities to "rub one out" under lots of cirumstances.

Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:38 pm
by charliedontsurf_Archive
STF wrote:Anyway, I would imagine that people find opportunities to "rub one out" under lots of cirumstances.

Yeah, but having an orgasm on the clock is more special. It is like being a hooker, but more antisocial and without ever getting smacked around by a pimp.

Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:41 pm
by STF_Archive
It occurs to me that today I read through many threads on this message board. I read about things like Lolita and creative writing and Bad Brains, all topics I care about, and have opinions on, some perhaps thoughtful and interesting, but didn't post a reply. And yet I post on this one.

Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:46 pm
by STF_Archive
charliedon'tsurf wrote: Yeah, but having an orgasm on the clock is more special. It is like being a hooker, but more antisocial and without ever getting smacked around by a pimp.


That's one way of looking at it. Sometimes its a good way to relax and waste time on the clock, like a nice long, leisurely crap with the New York Times crossword. But mostly I just couldn't wait to get home.

Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:07 pm
by hogrot_Archive
two or three times. when i was pent up and unfocused. it was for the good of the company.
try to find a non-transvestite from the back of the Voice and go to it.

people who actually voted no- you're either lying or repressed. never once? come off it! or on it?

Ever rub one out at work?

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:18 pm
by zom-zom_Archive
Just keep those posts coming and I'll let you know in about two minutes.