Those of us who watch TV, even if it may be just occasionally, will find some commercials unfit to watch.
Subway seems to be running this ad at all hours of the day and on all the networks. Anytime I watch a program it's on the air and it's terrible. I cannot watch this commercial. In this case, sorry for the link.
Subway commercial I am unable to watch.
Terrible commercials you are unable to watch
2Old Navy.
Old Navy Old Navy Old Navy.
Jesus fucking christ.
Old Navy Old Navy Old Navy.
Jesus fucking christ.
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Terrible commercials you are unable to watch
3Those Major League Baseball commercials featuring Dane Cook. I HATE Dane Cook. All of the wonderful things about baseball he describes are annoying coming out of his mouth. I literally change the channel for a few moments until it is over.
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Terrible commercials you are unable to watch
4Those fucking Coors Light beer commercials with the three idiot guys in the pressroom asking questions to the pre-taped footage of ex-football coaches.
Terrible commercials you are unable to watch
5The Wal-Mart commercials with the happy face rolling back prices, and the smiling, freshly-scrubbed, All-American churchgoers delighted to be working in/shopping at the store. If I never see another one of those it will be too goddam soon.
Terrible commercials you are unable to watch
6Any commercial with a small child or toddler talking with an adult voice. Or those puppies with human mouths speaking cutesy like children.
There used to be a Korbel champagne commercial with that song "Magic" in it. The guy drinks or pours some Korbel and computer generated goldfish swim through the air. His average looking blonde girlfriend turns into an average looking blonde girlfriend with lots of makeup and a perm. The guy also makes the "O Face" a whole bunch in this commercial. He kind of looks very gay.
Fuck me, here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb9mLTWsty0
Those "Sooooo I am Thhhhhhhhhhinkkking of a Number" commercials.
Sears commercials during the last Winter/Christmas/Hannukkah season.
That Oxy Clean bearded dude that sounds like he has a giant kielbasa up his ass while someone is squeezing his nutsack:

There used to be a Korbel champagne commercial with that song "Magic" in it. The guy drinks or pours some Korbel and computer generated goldfish swim through the air. His average looking blonde girlfriend turns into an average looking blonde girlfriend with lots of makeup and a perm. The guy also makes the "O Face" a whole bunch in this commercial. He kind of looks very gay.
Fuck me, here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb9mLTWsty0
Those "Sooooo I am Thhhhhhhhhhinkkking of a Number" commercials.
Sears commercials during the last Winter/Christmas/Hannukkah season.
That Oxy Clean bearded dude that sounds like he has a giant kielbasa up his ass while someone is squeezing his nutsack:

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch
7The Hives playing on a finish line/nike commercial. Look at the face the actors makes and tone he uses when he asks, "How does it know that?" I just wanna hit him and all those people in the face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzGx1XCAJ9E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzGx1XCAJ9E
Terrible commercials you are unable to watch
8Any of the Smithe Brothers commercials.
http://www.smithe.com/videos.htm
Especially the one where they attempt to rap and dance.
http://www.smithe.com/videos.htm
Especially the one where they attempt to rap and dance.
Terrible commercials you are unable to watch
9anything with carlos mencia's face. that guy couldn't get any less funny.
Terrible commercials you are unable to watch
10OOtim wrote:anything with carlos mencia's face. that guy couldn't get any less funny.
The only way I could find a piece of video featuring Carlos Mencia in it funny would be if it was a video of him getting his face blown off point blank by a sawed off shotgun
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