I Gots Food Poisoning :(
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:11 pm
I think I got it at the Cosi near work. I felt kinda weird after eating lunch, a little nauseous. But I was staring at text files all afternoon, which can give that kind of feeling.
I had plans tonight to have a friend cut my hair and then go out afterwards with some of her friends. By the time I got to the salon, I felt a little weird. I looked exceptionally fat in the gut when I saw myself in the mirror. Things worsened when we went to get something to eat. I was sweating at the table and could barely finish three pieces of maki. My friend and her boyfriend were talking about avocado and I had to get up from the table, run to the bathroom and splash cold water on my face.
I was going downhill fast. I told my friend that I had to skip out, which came off like I didn't want to hang out. I walked my bike towards home (more like, my bike walked me towards home). I eventually got on it (and because that bike is awesome, I basically sat on it while it coasted me home about a mile).
I reached my apartment and was exhausted. I was sweating so much and I couldn't cool off. I lied down and watched TV for about five minutes until a food commercial came on (McDonald's, no less) and when I heard the word "chipotle," I jumped up and ran to the bathroom. Any thought of food was killing me.
I barfed a few times, which was the most exhilarating and yet torturous five minutes. I feel so much better now. I pray now for a little burping and farting while i sleep.
I had plans tonight to have a friend cut my hair and then go out afterwards with some of her friends. By the time I got to the salon, I felt a little weird. I looked exceptionally fat in the gut when I saw myself in the mirror. Things worsened when we went to get something to eat. I was sweating at the table and could barely finish three pieces of maki. My friend and her boyfriend were talking about avocado and I had to get up from the table, run to the bathroom and splash cold water on my face.
I was going downhill fast. I told my friend that I had to skip out, which came off like I didn't want to hang out. I walked my bike towards home (more like, my bike walked me towards home). I eventually got on it (and because that bike is awesome, I basically sat on it while it coasted me home about a mile).
I reached my apartment and was exhausted. I was sweating so much and I couldn't cool off. I lied down and watched TV for about five minutes until a food commercial came on (McDonald's, no less) and when I heard the word "chipotle," I jumped up and ran to the bathroom. Any thought of food was killing me.
I barfed a few times, which was the most exhilarating and yet torturous five minutes. I feel so much better now. I pray now for a little burping and farting while i sleep.