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Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:25 pm
by gratified_Archive
electric wizard - we live, dopethrone....like a more tolerable khanate? more straight up, accessible, less grating vocals. still similar though it is v. slow and heavy.
ufomammut - snailking...like sunn o))) meets pelican meets HELL.
noxagt - the iron point i cant even describe this. v. noisy and heavy. original.
sightings - michigan haters - finally got around to this donkey hailed gem and yeah its great and noisy and evil.
zeni geva- i dont know what the deal is but this makes my face hurt bad.
necrophagist - epitaph...2004 release by wankers that slay balls.
dragonforce - sonic firestorm butt speed metal with an insane japanese protege guitarist and nice anthems.
sample and critique. or just buy them.
Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:29 pm
by the Classical_Archive
tho I am not what you would call "handsome" I enjoy my face on a pretty regular basis. I would not enjoy having it removed by "melting" or would I care to have it "slayed" off. I will avoid this bands and their facelesss followers like the plague.
Thank you for the advance warning.
Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:49 pm
by Chris G_Archive
the Classical wrote:tho I am not what you would call "handsome" I enjoy my face on a pretty regular basis. I would not enjoy having it removed by "melting" or would I care to have it "slayed" off. I will avoid this bands and their facelesss followers like the plague.
Thank you for the advance warning.
Yes, the Classical raises an interesting question: How would one "slay" a face off?
"Flaying" a face off, I can see. But slaying a face off? Like, they slay so hard the face just goes flying clean off the skull like a big bloody flap of skin?
If that's that case, metal face melter/slayer guy, then no thanks. I'll stick to records that leave me ALIVE with my handsome mug intact.
Oooh! Lawrence Welk reruns! Gotta go!
Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:59 pm
by Angry_Dragon_Archive
I think slaying your face off is similar to the act of eating a burrito. I could be wrong but, more than likely, not.
Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:14 pm
by gratified_Archive
sorry. i recommend yanni then i guess.
Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:50 pm
by Chris G_Archive
gratified wrote:sorry. i recommend yanni then i guess.
Nice try, facemelter; we all know Yanni used to be in Zeni Geva.
If you want to trick us into getting our faces slain off, you better use somebody more obscure.
Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:09 pm
by kerble_Archive
I think melt/slay should be your new band, gratified.
I'll make you a star, baby.
Faiz
Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:20 pm
by Angry_Dragon_Archive
I do enjoy Noxagt and Sightings.
Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:37 pm
by tmidgett_Archive
if you've never had a 'slay melt,' i highly recommend you try one
you take one piece of rye and half a hotdog bun. slice some smoked turkey, smoked gouda, smoked pork loin, and smoked rump steak real thin. put those ingredients on the rye bread, in the order listed. spread a few tablespoons of chocolate peanut butter on the hotdog bun and eat it. put the rest in the oven and broil until burnt.
Bands that will melt-slay yr face off
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:42 pm
by hstencil_Archive
Second the nod for Sightings. Should've seen them play last weekend, dammit. Then again they play here all the time.