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I saw the following headline over at the IMDB:

"Kid Rock Arrested in Waffle House Fight"

I was looking around at an old house in Berwyn the other day. One of the rooms had shelves lined with Chicago Tribunes from the 1930s. This headline seemed as Onion-esque as they come.

As long as The Onion is still doing articles like this, I doubt it will become obsolete.
That is until The Onion stories start becoming true.

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:As long as The Onion is still doing articles like this, I doubt it will become obsolete.
That is until The Onion stories start becoming true.

they've become true already. i recall one article with the headline "Area Man Bored with Porn Collection."

My dad mailed me a sports page from the L.A. Times a couple years ago. Referring to a bad outing by an Angels pitcher, the headline read "Colon Absorbs Another Pounding."

enframed wrote:

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:As long as The Onion is still doing articles like this, I doubt it will become obsolete.
That is until The Onion stories start becoming true.

they've become true already. i recall one article with the headline "Area Man Bored with Porn Collection."

That's about true enough to me, anyway.

iembalm wrote:My dad mailed me a sports page from the L.A. Times a couple years ago. Referring to a bad outing by an Angels pitcher, it read "Colon Absorbs Another Pounding."

"And Randy The Big Unit Johnson goes hard and inside to Pujols! And Pujols turns on it and jacks it!"

Landocalrissian got pinched. Here.

Lemuel Gulliver wrote:Landocalrissian got pinched. Here.

But the Falcon is the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!