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by Dr Venkman_Archive
I have a six and a four year old, so I know what I'm talking about. I understand how they think. Major advantage right there.
I could take alot. Physically, they can't do to much to you as far as major injury. Mentally, they're even worse. I mean, kick one in the balls, hard, and you've got a major psycological advantage. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say at least forty. Let's face it...five-year olds are complete pussies. If you can throw and connect with fifty plus meaningful punches and/or kicks for five to six minutes, you got yourself forty fucked-up ass five year olds.
Couple that with my unquenchable thirst for winning, and you've got yourself forty. Easy.
Fragile Adam's apples and faces, weak legs...I'm starting to think fifty.
Edit: 36..."You could take on 36 five year old kids in a fight."
This survey does represent the psycological edge (which I happen to think is huge) well enough.
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offal wrote:Holy shit.
Kerble was wrong.
This certainly changes things.