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hilarious one liners
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:10 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
this is not the hilarious joke thread. these are singular phrases that are fucking hilarious.
one from my brother:
that damned fly's brother wrote:Soylent dildo's made of dick!
hilarious one liners
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:29 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
Heliotropic wrote:art thrives on places like LA, though it doesn't thrive in places like LA.
hilarious one liners
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:33 am
by Gareth Keenan_Archive
I've said
"I'm like Peter North pitching on 5 days rest"
a friend of mine has said:
"I've always said that consensual sex is a good time spoiled"
I like that last one
hilarious one liners
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:56 am
by johnnyemphysema_Archive
Gareth Keenan wrote:"I've always said that consensual sex is a good time spoiled"
I like that last one
No Means No.
hilarious one liners
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:00 am
by iembalm_Archive
Someone here had a sig line that read, "No one's paying you to sit on that bed and cry." I thought that was the most compact, obscene, brilliant short story I'd ever seen.
hilarious one liners
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:04 am
by thewelfareline_Archive
"i wouldn't stick my dick in her to take a piss"
hilarious one liners
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:24 am
by sack of smashed assholes_Archive
I caught this, taken out of context one night. we were at the bars and my friend said this, it was quite hilarious at the time.
I smoked a pack of willie's.
hilarious one liners
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:41 am
by newberry_Archive
"I've been in love with the same woman for 20 years--and if my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!"
- Henny Youngman
hilarious one liners
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:43 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
"I like my Scotch how I like my women - fifteen years old, and with lots of coke."
hilarious one liners
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:31 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
lemur68 wrote:That's it--the genre of techno will heretofore be known as "Oonce."