Tell me you've seen this in-the-news leaked scientology video
http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruis ... you-to-see

Oh yes. Was mesmerized by it for most of yesterday afternoon. Does he actually finish a single thought in that entire 8 minutes? But I'm totally going to use "I've cancelled that in my area" as often as possible.

"We need you to stay late to check a couple of jobs the client wants tomorrow."
"I've cancelled late nights in my area. I think you should envision doing it yourself and then make that vision a reality."

Who are these scientologists "helping?" I don't get it. Help what?

I dunno. I'm not on board here.

Thank goodness he's not running for president!

I keep waiting for the drums to kick in.

When do the drums kick in?

By the way, SP's are 'Suppressive persons' - the same as 'Kafir' is a non-believer in the Islamic realm. The twat

What a douche.

caix wrote:Who are these scientologists "helping?" I don't get it. Help what?

I dunno. I'm not on board here.

I remember seeing an interview with Cruise a couple years back where he talked about how Scientology saved his life, or made his life, or however he lauded it. Basically, he has a really severe learning disability, something like crippling ADD, which made it so he couldn't even memorize lines. He was not gonna be able to be an actor with his messed up brain. But then he found Dianetics, which fixed him. And thus he credits his success to Hubbard/Dianetics/Scientology or whatever the deal is.

Seems reasonable.

I haven't watched thevid yet, but if it's old, maybe he's still got the severe ADD thing messing him up?

Nah, we just can't understand an Operating Thetan 'cause we be MEST up mortal beans.

Mark Ebner was on the Today show to "translate" the jargon in this tape.

I *heart* Mark Ebner.