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Apparently some woman is going to kill herself in 90 days, and she's decided to make a blog out of it. I figure this has been spreading like wildfire on the net, but it's new to me. She's counting down the days, as of today, she's on her 84th day.

http://90dayjane.blogspot.com/

If it is real, it's pretty disturbing that someone would go to these kind of lengths, and make a show out of it. She says it's not a cry for help. Even more disturbing than her plan, are the comments people leave her.

Two people have already made parody blogs, here, and here.

I think this is fake. I'm hopin' it's fake. It looks fake.

My pants did accidentally fall off during that video of her trying on dresses.

Parody blog is the worst combination of two words I've seen since the unholy alliance of Light and Beer.

Not deliberately fake, just someone who approaches her self-aggrandizement with precision. It isn't a cry for attention but a kind of exasperated pout for attention.

I'm sure I could think of something more annoying if you gave me a couple of hours, but so far this takes it. Thefuckouttahere.

It is pretty shameless to sort of bask in your possible suicide in this way, but those comments just take the cake. It's like the neighbors watching Kitty Genovese have turned to blogs.

DNA Concept wrote:It isn't a cry for attention but a kind of exasperated pout for attention.

Beautiful quote. Sums it up perfectly.

Weird. Sad.

I don't believe for a second that this person actually indents to commit suicide. I think she's just an art student or a wannabe art student.

I'd like to think that a person chronically failing to enjoy life would much rather vanish into thin air than become a tacky presence on the internet.

Let me know when the ninety days are up.

By the way, how could you confirm she actually snuffed herself? If I spend ninety days reading this bullshit and there isn't a body, I'mma be pissed.

And she is way cute.

Total rip-off of Chris Morris' Blue Jam.

"Susie dabbed a damp eye, and said that the suicide column was the saddest, funniest, most tragic and uplifting thing she'd ever read"