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Add a wet, shitty smelling dog. Why does it smell that way even after I cooked it?

For is no fresca a la homes make Italiano style!

Remember that time when you found that dog in your neighbor's garage? The one that shit itself? And then you killed it and brought it home and cooked it in your oven?

God, you were so drunk that night.

Because it's a vintage frozen Pizza. It was made during the brief time that a post prison release GG Allin worked at the frozen pizza factory. --Further questions?

Change the valves.

Ah, but have you checked what your garage smells like?

greg wrote:Add a wet, shitty smelling dog. Why does it smell that way even after I cooked it?

You must get you one of these:

http://www.palermospizza.com/consumer/products/primo_thin/sixcheese

They had some sort of sale at Abominick's this weekend, 2 for $7 or something, and I loaded in on a couple of them. Quite nice.

I used to eat a lot of frozen pizza. Now, I can't stand it.

It's probably best if you don't cook your pizza over a tire fire.

You got a broiler pan with some leftovers attached to it?

That junk heats up when you run your oven, and can wreck a good meal, or a frozen pizza.