I just put together a 60 cm wide IKEA shelf unit together inside a 61 cm wide cupboard space.
Was all going well until I realised I'd built the fucker upside down. Took 2 hrs altogether and 2 pints of beer.
There is no IKEA product I can't build in a confined space.
I await my brownie points.
I am the flatpack god
3Let me get this straight: you put a flat pack Ikea shelf unit (designed so that they're easy enough to be put together by *monkeys in wheelchairs*) into a space it fits into, but did this upside down and you expect beer and brownies (pervert)?
*severity of insult: 50% REDUCED
*severity of insult: 50% REDUCED
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4Rimbaud III wrote:designed so that they're easy enough to be put together by XXXXXXXXX
I think you will enjoy HELL.
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8monkeys in wheelchairs are about as funny as crippled dogs in those little carts.
reeeal funny.
reeeal funny.
I am the flatpack god
9Those Brownies are hott.
I wanna know what Rimjob III said.
These spambots are getting bored.
I wanna know what Rimjob III said.
These spambots are getting bored.
I am the flatpack god
10two beers! ha amateur.
if you can put together an entertainment center, two dressers, a bed, a stepped shelving unit (with baskets) and two night stands - whilst supervising two small boys with sticks - whilst consuming at least 7 beers - whilst watching football on TV - all in about 4 hours - and do it all with the shit ass tools they gave you (*), ONLY THEN do you become an IKEA diety.
(* - I had to use my own tools. I could not hack the fucking combo screwdriver/allen wrench thing. )
if you can put together an entertainment center, two dressers, a bed, a stepped shelving unit (with baskets) and two night stands - whilst supervising two small boys with sticks - whilst consuming at least 7 beers - whilst watching football on TV - all in about 4 hours - and do it all with the shit ass tools they gave you (*), ONLY THEN do you become an IKEA diety.
(* - I had to use my own tools. I could not hack the fucking combo screwdriver/allen wrench thing. )