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Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:10 pm
by Tree_Archive
La esposa de Arbol is beginning rollerderby this year and she needs a name. We have come up with very few submissions, most of which are lame or taken. I need your help.

The winner will get receive a photograph of my wife wearing nothing but her skates. She will have clothes on, though. Also, there is no photo. If the winner is a straight female or gay male, I guess you could have a photo of me wearing nothing while trying to fit into my wife's skates. Depending on the angle, Randall could probably have inspiration for that "hairy assholes" thread. If burun wins, she can have some sideburn trimmings.

The rollergirl name formula isn't too complicated, basically a punfilled mixture of a something sweet or a girl's name and something vicious, like "Bonnie Rotten" or "June Cleavage". This particular rollerderby league takes place in the city which houses the nation's largest slaughterhouse, so submissions with words like "meathook" or "cleaver" are welcome.

Many of you have spent several thousand posts attempting to be witty and clever. Make it count this time.

Thanks in advance!,
Tree Voigt of Northern Colorado

Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:19 pm
by burun_Archive
Why not just June Cleave-her? Or is it already taken?

I am seriously considering going for GGRD next season.

Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:21 pm
by Cranius_Archive
Butch Cassidy

Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:22 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Mary Todd Stinkin'


Tell her to be careful, I've seen a lot of pretty bad injuries

Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:25 pm
by chairman_hall_Archive
Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan

Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:26 pm
by burun_Archive
Abby Toir.

Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:27 pm
by Tree_Archive
burun wrote:Why not just June Cleave-her? Or is it already taken?

I thought of just June Cleaver, but there is a June Meat Cleaver in Denver. Too close, I think.

Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:27 pm
by chairman_hall_Archive
Tits Magee

Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:29 pm
by Cranius_Archive
chairman_hall wrote:Tits Magee


Titz.....with a zed.

Give my wife a rollergirl name

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:40 pm
by AnthonyVillalobos_Archive
Meal on wheels.