Give my wife a rollergirl name
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:10 pm
La esposa de Arbol is beginning rollerderby this year and she needs a name. We have come up with very few submissions, most of which are lame or taken. I need your help.
The winner will get receive a photograph of my wife wearing nothing but her skates. She will have clothes on, though. Also, there is no photo. If the winner is a straight female or gay male, I guess you could have a photo of me wearing nothing while trying to fit into my wife's skates. Depending on the angle, Randall could probably have inspiration for that "hairy assholes" thread. If burun wins, she can have some sideburn trimmings.
The rollergirl name formula isn't too complicated, basically a punfilled mixture of a something sweet or a girl's name and something vicious, like "Bonnie Rotten" or "June Cleavage". This particular rollerderby league takes place in the city which houses the nation's largest slaughterhouse, so submissions with words like "meathook" or "cleaver" are welcome.
Many of you have spent several thousand posts attempting to be witty and clever. Make it count this time.
Thanks in advance!,
Tree Voigt of Northern Colorado
The winner will get receive a photograph of my wife wearing nothing but her skates. She will have clothes on, though. Also, there is no photo. If the winner is a straight female or gay male, I guess you could have a photo of me wearing nothing while trying to fit into my wife's skates. Depending on the angle, Randall could probably have inspiration for that "hairy assholes" thread. If burun wins, she can have some sideburn trimmings.
The rollergirl name formula isn't too complicated, basically a punfilled mixture of a something sweet or a girl's name and something vicious, like "Bonnie Rotten" or "June Cleavage". This particular rollerderby league takes place in the city which houses the nation's largest slaughterhouse, so submissions with words like "meathook" or "cleaver" are welcome.
Many of you have spent several thousand posts attempting to be witty and clever. Make it count this time.
Thanks in advance!,
Tree Voigt of Northern Colorado