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Just watched this, it's the story of Kenneth Pinyan, an engineer living in Seattle. He just happened to enjoy getting fucked by horses and went under the internet name of Mr. Hands.

This is pretty grim, the film is an Errol Morris type doc, with re-creations and actors.

I'm wondering if anyone as seen it and your thoughts on this film and subject. I have sympathy for people who have odd sexual desires but this is extreme. The bad part is that there is a lot of video documentation of Mr. Hands and his cohorts enjoying a night at the stables; even the night he was impaled by a horse. You have been warned: refrain from clicking on these links if you know what's good for your mind. The film avoids any graphic footage.

Kerble away if you must, I didn't see anything in a couple of searches.

Haven't seen the film, but a review I read said the people in question referred to their propensity for animal intimacy as "going zoo," which I thought was clever.

So, iembalm, I have a professional question for you.

A guy comes into your shop (dead) with his colon prolapsed out his rectum because it got tore out by a horse cock. Assume he'll be wearing pants in the coffin.

Do you poke it all back up in there or just leave it hanging? If poke, what implement do you use?

steve wrote:So, iembalm, I have a professional question for you.

A guy comes into your shop (dead) with his colon prolapsed out his rectum because it got tore out by a horse cock. Assume he'll be wearing pants in the coffin.

Do you poke it all back up in there or just leave it hanging? If poke, what implement do you use?

wow that is a way to wake someone up on a Monday mourning...

steve wrote:So, iembalm, I have a professional question for you.

A guy comes into your shop (dead) with his colon prolapsed out his rectum because it got tore out by a horse cock. Assume he'll be wearing pants in the coffin.

Do you poke it all back up in there or just leave it hanging? If poke, what implement do you use?

Oh putain!

yaledelay wrote:

steve wrote:So, iembalm, I have a professional question for you.

A guy comes into your shop (dead) with his colon prolapsed out his rectum because it got tore out by a horse cock. Assume he'll be wearing pants in the coffin.

Do you poke it all back up in there or just leave it hanging? If poke, what implement do you use?

wow that is a way to wake someone up on a Monday mourning...

Slip of the Jung?

The guy who wrote this movie, Charles Mudede, has reviewed films for The Stranger for years and years and years.

And every review that he's written--every. single. one.--irritates the shit out of me.

steve wrote:So, iembalm, I have a professional question for you.

A guy comes into your shop (dead) with his colon prolapsed out his rectum because it got tore out by a horse cock. Assume he'll be wearing pants in the coffin.

Do you poke it all back up in there or just leave it hanging? If poke, what implement do you use?

I would use a gloved hand (notice, in this case, I did not say finger). Then the organ would have to be held in place with a device known as an A/V plug, which is a plastic, triangular wedge that has threads. That you screw into the A or the V, as required. You then mumble something about "trade secrets" when his friends ask how you fixed him up.

I am really glad there is a thing called the A/V plug that I can call something else when I don't know what to call it from now on.

Hey iembalm, how much of a human is still human by the time you plant them. Sounds like you're building cyborgs over there.