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I'm leaning toward crap.

I don't think I have any interest in watching a film about an old man chasing a pigeon and then falling into quicksand only to read later on imdb that it was a metaphor for communist Russia.

Rotten Tanx wrote:I don't think I have any interest in watching a film about an old man chasing a pigeon and then falling into quicksand only to read later on imdb that it was a metaphor for communist Russia.

I've had a rough couple of days and this statement has brought tears of laughter to my eyes.

Bad metaphors = CRAP

Good metaphors = sublime beauty

Don't blame Snap-On because your dumbshit mechanic forgot to tighten those lug nuts.

All is metaphor. It's brain science. You could look it up.

metaphors = NC

allegory (what you describe above) = crap

Some allegories aren't crap.

Colonel Panic wrote:Some allegories aren't crap.

My mom has pretty bad allegories. Benadryl helps a little bit.



As far as Metaphors, I think it's cruel to stab bulls like that. Fucking ponces. I like the record label though.

Boombats wrote:As far as Metaphors, I think it's cruel to stab bulls like that. Fucking ponces. I like the record label though.

nicely played.

metaphors: i can't tell you what i really mean, so allow me to make a weird comparison.

that damned fly wrote:metaphors: i can't tell you what i really mean, so allow me to make a weird comparison.

i dated some weird hippie girl once who spoke in metaphors/allegories. i finally asked her why she couldn't just say what she meant in those terms. she got really mad. she smelled funny anyway.

Colonel Panic wrote:Some allegories aren't crap.

true. some are.