Roll your own ridiculous blues song title.
I'm watching Metalocalypse and laughing at the Mashed Potato Johnson rundown of murder blues songs.
Right now I've got the pulled neck muscle sittin' in my chair eatin' Doritos blues.
I ve got the ______ blues
2I've got the tired for no apparent reason on a friday night blues.
Don't get chumpatized!
I ve got the ______ blues
3I've got the nocturnal idiot blues.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
I ve got the ______ blues
4I've got the Boris Johnson just got elected, here come the barbarians blues.
I ve got the ______ blues
5I've got the fuck i have nine days to come up with a paper for my final blues.
Dr. McNinja wrote:I just surfed a robo dracula from the Moon, so all y'alls can just take it.
I ve got the ______ blues
8i've got the 'i have to get up early for heavy moving followed by a wedding' blues...
and in a couple of weeks it'll be a 'i have to go to fucking court' blues...
and in a couple of weeks it'll be a 'i have to go to fucking court' blues...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.