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JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:19 pm
by Yngwie Einstein_Archive
Marci Abshire learned wrote:Several months ago she hired a man to do some landscaping. She later discovered he has the legal name of "Lance Blaze Juggalo." Twice he burglarized her home, for a total loss of $10,000.
Full story here.
JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:21 pm
by burun_Archive
Known previously as David Allen Barnhouse, his new legal name is David Sadistic Juggalo.
From now on, you are all to address me as Jodi Ferkackta Juggalo.
JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:29 pm
by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
Ever since I learned about the existence of Juggalos* I... I don't know. I can't say I'm not so sure whether God is all that great anymore cause I'm an atheist, but if I wasn't, it would fit. A whole subculture build around Insane Clown Posse? For real? NO FUCKING WAY! If someone needs an argument for this world being just a joke, this one is as good as it gets. My mind is simply not capable of comprehending the existence of Juggalos.
*About 2 years ago, which I can thank PRF for.
JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:33 pm
by GrossOldWig_Archive
I agree with EC. I'm still amazed that a Juggalo is something that someone can be, voluntarily or otherwise. Looking at a Juggalo is like looking directly into the void.
JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:34 pm
by yaledelay_Archive
GrossOldWig wrote:Looking at a Juggalo is like looking directly into the void.
This line, she is so good, so very good...
JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:54 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
Juggalos are truly a disgrace to Michigan, which is really saying a lot.
JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:57 pm
by Rodabod_Archive
emmanuelle cunt wrote:Ever since I learned about the existence of Juggalos* I... I don't know.
Oh dear, I only seem to have
just found out. I also don't understand why you would want to dress up like some fat ugly men who wear face paint and sing atrocities. I'm not quite sure what I'd do if I caught a Juggalo burgling my own house.
A Juggalo on Youtube wrote:Yo Ive been Down with the Clown for 6 years, and was born and raised in KCMO, Yall dissing on Juggalo's and Juggalettes? Yall Dont realize what were trying to do. Were trying to create a sense of unity in this messed up world. Most of us had a bad childhood, and our ages range from pre-teen to senior citizens. We are everywhere and everything. We Call ourselves Juggalo's to have a sense of belonging to something. Our Juggalo Family. So whoever said that we are a gang, Learn your stuff. ~Juggalo~
JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:59 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
burun wrote:Known previously as David Allen Barnhouse, his new legal name is David Sadistic Juggalo.
From now on, you are all to address me as Jodi Ferkackta Juggalo.
Jodi Ferkackta Juggalo,
It is with great pleasure that I greet you with your new name. Our monikers are symbols to the world that we would, indeed, die fo R homiez.
In Christ's Shining Light,
Bef Blaze Juggalho
JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:59 pm
by lemur68_Archive
Rodabod wrote:our ages range from pre-teen to senior citizens.
WHAT
JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:00 pm
by lemur68_Archive
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