Why not...

I think there's a website that discusses the relative morality of this act.

i guess someone's watching too much those "i fucked my friend's hot mom" porns.

crap. none of my friend's moms aren't hot.

I misread this as "Fucking your girlfriend's mom."

There seem to be a spate of polls inspired by pornsites lately.

Couldn't you guys just jack off instead?

A friend, no. Unless they were cool with it. An acquaintance, sure. Even if they wern't.

If she's hot then surely this is the best thing of all time?

It's always fucking their mums and not their dads.

For whatever reason*, it's always seemed creepier to suggest you're going to fuck your friends' dads.

"I'm not going to fuck your dad so much as I am going to make slow, gently love to him, and when we're done, we're just going to hold each other for the whole night"




*it's not latent homophobia. Most old men are just not very aesthetically pleasing.

I would imagine that could make your friend really uncomfortable.

sorry for the Priceline commercial at the beginning:


http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/ ... mea=229474