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Thanks to Andy Lester, I am now a Yahoo! Answers addict. I waste far too much time refreshing the front page and amusing myself by sifting through the idiocy droppings of humankind.

http://answers.yahoo.com/

Some of my favourites from today:

My guitar won't tune?

i got a dean vendetta 1f and i broke the e string and i went to music go round and made them replace all my strings and when i got home i tried to tune my guitar to drop d but like it stays in the same tunning (standard)

I have been tanning for a week now and my boobs have been itching when i get out of the bed?

ok what can i do to keep i tfrom itching i have been standing in the hez for aweek now and when i get out my boobs have been itching

Twoo quick questions?

1. can a girl get pregnet before she has her period?

2. can a girl get pregnant if a mans parts are nears her but not in hers.

thanks<3

Has there ever been a Bacon flavored Cola?

I am serious about this. This is not a joke.

My current favorite, but I had to answer just to be nice to the person:

Do I have a 3rd degree burn?

Can u gt pregnant from sitting on a guy who is erect in the sea??

?????

Oh no, Andy has gotten you addicted too!

Bad, bad Andy.

Yeah, yeah, it really is addicting. You can just come up with any given term ("nice rack", "dumb boyfriend", "bad shoes") and search for it and go for hours.

The answers to this one were pretty good:

I need bigger condoms. magnum xl condoms is too small. where can I buy bigger ones?

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

My guitar won't tune?

i got a dean vendetta 1f and i broke the e string and i went to music go round and made them replace all my strings and when i got home i tried to tune my guitar to drop d but like it stays in the same tunning (standard)

i felt bad for the kid and gave an answer. what a bunch of retards replying with no concept of the problem at hand.

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

This guy did a reading of one

AAAAAAAARGH wrote:http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

This guy did a reading of one

Wow I laughed really hard at this

Ace wrote:

AAAAAAAARGH wrote:http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

This guy did a reading of one

Wow I laughed really hard at this

yeah me too