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Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:39 pm
by givemenoughrope_Archive
Are all women crazy? Please say "No, there are plenty that are calm, logical and rational. There are many that don't make impulsive decisions purely based on emotions, emotions that are often rooted in speculation and marginally worrisome 'what-ifs'."

I think a have met some but it looks like I've yet to have a relationship with one.

Just fucking tell me.

Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:46 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
I have yet to meet one who isn't a fucking loony bird.

It's not a bad thing, mind you. It's what makes them so damn irresistible.

I did know one who I thought was stable awhile back, but the cracks eventualy started to show. She began weeping one day because she couldn't get the gas cap off this rental car she had, to fill it up. She was in a joyful mood 2 seconds before this. She just sat down on the curb there next to the pump and wept.
I got out and it took me all of 2 seconds to figure it out. It had a little button you had to push.

Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:51 pm
by Justin from Queens_Archive
If one person consistently has problems with one half of the entire human population, then the only logical explanation is that one half of the entire human population is damaged.

I mean, what other explanation could there be?

= Justin

Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:51 pm
by the$inmusicisallmine_Archive
I have said this before on this board: all women are crazy. you just have to find one that is the kind of crazy you like.

you may have to try a few different kinds of crazy before you know what's going to work for you.

men, of course, are usually insane as well. we just don't recognize it in one another as frequently....

hope this helps.

Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:54 pm
by otisroom_Archive
Everyone (regardless of sex) is capable of acting flipping nuts at some point. Some more then others. And I've noticed that the tendency towards craziness decreases as one gets older.

Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:55 pm
by tommydski_Archive
Define 'Crazy'.

Define 'Normal'.

Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:55 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
the$inmusicisallmine wrote:men, of course, are usually insane as well.


Most men aren't insane, 'insane' implies something out of the ordinary and interesting.
Men are just fucking stupid, lame and boring for the most part.

Women are insane.

Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:57 pm
by Skronk_Archive
otisroom wrote:Everyone (regardless of sex) is capable of acting flipping nuts at some point. Some more then others. And I've noticed that the tendency towards craziness decreases as one gets older.


Maybe that's why I gravitate to older women. If I'm lucky.

Of course there are sane women, you just have to find one that's your type.

Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:59 pm
by the$inmusicisallmine_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
the$inmusicisallmine wrote:men, of course, are usually insane as well.


Most men aren't insane, 'insane' implies something out of the ordinary and interesting.
Men are just fucking stupid, lame and boring for the most part.



the insanity comes in where these stupid lame and boring men delude themselves into believing that they are clever, attractive and interesting, and have big dicks. thats the insane part.

Are all women crazy?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:00 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
givemenoughrope wrote:Are all women crazy? Please say "No, there are plenty that are calm, logical and rational. There are many that don't make impulsive decisions purely based on emotions, emotions that are often rooted in speculation and marginally worrisome 'what-ifs'."

I think a have met some but it looks like I've yet to have a relationship with one.

Just fucking tell me.


:smt090