Crap or Not Crap?
I say this because I walked out into the warehouse and dude is out there watching porn on the computer hacking away at himself, just like that. Like it ain't no thing. Right out in the open.
He's getting paid right now, he's on the clock. I thought I was getting away with something here posting all day and getting paid for it.
Jesus this world has gone loony. Full on loony bird.
Act: Masturbating at work
2I know a guy who claims to have done this at every job he has ever had.
At one point he worked at a Domino's Pizza.
At one point he worked at a Domino's Pizza.
Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
Act: Masturbating at work
3In the bathroom at work? Not Crap, WF about 9.
WHILE DOING YOUR JOB IT IS IN FACT CRAP, WF 0
WHILE DOING YOUR JOB IT IS IN FACT CRAP, WF 0
Marsupialized wrote:You are shitting me
Act: Masturbating at work
4You are getting paid to rub one off. Think about it. Just like getting paid to lay the deuce, it's one of life's rare examples of justice.
I think that privacy is your issue here.
In private: n/c
In the warehouse: perv
I think that privacy is your issue here.
In private: n/c
In the warehouse: perv
Act: Masturbating at work
5Now he came in just now and asked me some shit like nothing happened, I played it that way. I don't say shit about him smoking weed and I'm not saying shit about him playing with his weiner. He moves shit where I need it moved real fast when I ask so whatever.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
Act: Masturbating at work
6I've fucked at work but that was easy to do seeing as I was a bike courier and could just take 'lunch' at the GF's apartment. Last time I jerked off outside home was probably in high school. In a stall, not in class. Anyways Sup, I call Crap if you're doing it out in the open like that guy you describe.
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on
ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.
Act: Masturbating at work
7This dude also brings his playstation to work, so he smokes weed jerks off and plays Grand Theft Auto and gets paid for it
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
Act: Masturbating at work
8Sounds like this dude has it all figured out.
steve albini
Electrical Audio
sa at electrical dot com
Quicumque quattuor feles possidet insanus est.
Electrical Audio
sa at electrical dot com
Quicumque quattuor feles possidet insanus est.
Act: Masturbating at work
9Is he in Mensa?Marsupialized wrote:This dude also brings his playstation to work, so he smokes weed jerks off and plays Grand Theft Auto and gets paid for it
Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
Act: Masturbating at work
10Masturbating at work, pretty much crap. It's hardly the atmosphere to rub one out, but doing it while you're on the clock, a definite not crap.
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.