This should be fairly unanimous, but what the hell.
These guys are everywhere and my legs are fucked to hell from these little bastards attacking me while I do yard work out back.
CRAP

That annoying buzzing sound you can hear when you're trying to go to sleep...

Bastards!

Fact that there are mosquitoes in the world: Crap
Fact that I live in first-world North America: Not Crap

fuck those little dudes

Argh ! Chikungunya !
Only female mosquitos bite.

Mosquitoes bite only to develop eggs. That makes me foster parent to like, a zillion of the little fuckers.

NOT CRAP for creepiness factor alone.

hate the little bastards...out in the more backwoods areas of this dismal little burg of the golden triangle they can get seriously huge...

like a goddamn flying grape...

awful, awful creatures.

the worst is when you swat one and it leaves a smear of your (and maybe someone else's) blood.

ugh, yeah...the really big ones you can see the stripes and a lot of their features really well...pretty freaky...

Is it just me, or have Wisconsin/UP mosquitos become more silent within the last 15-20 years? I was visiting my family in May and it seemed extremely noticeable this year, and I've heard farmers and various other outdoorsmen raise the observation for at least five years. They are swift and unobtrusive, this new hybrid mosquito. I flew back to California with about 30 bites and I'm usually a champion squatter. Most of the time I didn't even feel the little fuckers biting me until well after the wound had started to swell and itch.