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Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:40 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
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Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:15 pm
by lemur68_Archive
There's an animated .gif somewhere of two dudes pumping away at a watermelon.

No, I'm not going to look for it.

Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:25 pm
by Pasta_Archive
it's nowhere near as good as you'd think.

Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:26 pm
by Dr Venkman_Archive
Only if it's in season.

Can I microwave it first?

Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:28 pm
by KharBevNor_Archive
If you filled it with vodka first, you could get drunk as you fucked an inanimate object. It would be like a frat simulator.

Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:32 pm
by busbus_Archive
Does it like to take baths?

Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:35 pm
by iembalm_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
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I'm not sure I would attain the desired friction with a hole of that size.

Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:44 pm
by tommydski_Archive
lemur68 wrote:There's an animated .gif somewhere of two dudes pumping away at a watermelon.

No, I'm not going to look for it.

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Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:49 pm
by yaledelay_Archive
too fat for me.

Would you?: Melon with a hole in it

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:50 pm
by KharBevNor_Archive
The best thing about that is the expression of careful concentration on their faces. Cut the bottom half out and you could believe they were assembling microchips or something.