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...lovely old tree.



It smells of spunk!

I've just been out to post a letter and was caught off guard by its startling aroma. It's a very common species I'm sure. What is it, botanists of the PRF? Why does it reek of man-jizz?

Hmmm.

It smells like your spunk perhaps.

I can't imagine you have enough overall knowledge of the aroma of spunk in general to make a statement that this tree smells like all spunk.

Or do you?

there's a tree near to where i live that reeks everytime you walk past it, especially on damp/wet days.

i think that has more to do with people shitting right by it though...

I'll tell you what would be interesting - planting one of these in a lavender field.

So it would smell like wrongness, yes.

Tonight's Book At Bedtime on Radio Four is Alan Bennett's 'The Spunk Tree', read by Thora Hird. That is, the ghost of Thora Hird. The spunky-smelling ghost of Thora Hird. The spunky-smelling ghost of Thora Hird that has taken tree-form and is haunting Chris Herbert.

KILL HER CJH KILL HER AGAIN

Ornamental pear trees are apparently called 'sperm trees' by many, although that's not what your spunky growth is.

Your cummy greenery is a Chinese chestnut I reckon.

Chinese chestnut (Castanea molissima) whose inflorescences produce a pungent, displeasing odor, like that of human semen.

Gold star for you Adam, that looks (and smells) to be the culprit. It really honks.

DRC - I have now wasted upwards of twenty minutes scouring the web for a Shackleton's High Seat Chair ad, Thora's greatest moment - 'my niece got it from Shackleton's you know...first she sent for their brochure, and then she visited their showroom.'

Meat trees?

anyone seen/smelt these?



smell like jizz, kind of look like a cock too.