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Think about all the things she is free to do with her hands. She can play you a tune on a harp. She can make you a grilled cheese sandwich. She can post updates on EA.

If she loses her footing, your dick is now two dicks.

Ten seconds after she cums, you're learning how to say "Ow, my head" and "Ow, my cock" at the same time.

She will reply "You broke my mother's fucking chair, arsehole".

Do I hafta have my head on the chair seat, and the small of my back hanging out there in space? 'Cause that'd hurt.

Can I have a nice chaise lounge or something? If I'ma get some this odd fashion, I want to be comfortable.

Guys, I think you're all a bit confused about this position.

It's for coprophiliacs. It's so she can shit on you in comfort. Look again.

djimbe wrote:Do I hafta have my head on the chair seat, and the small of my back hanging out there in space? 'Cause that'd hurt.

Can I have a nice chaise lounge or something? If I'ma get some this odd fashion, I want to be comfortable.

no no, she's holding you up, like a wheelbarrow.

lemur68 wrote:If she loses her footing, your dick is now two dicks.

Not if you've got enough lube.

(Having enough lube is the key to solving nearly all of life's problems.)

big_dave wrote:my mother's fucking chair

might cover this forgotten old-timey folk number.

jimmy spako wrote:

big_dave wrote:my mother's fucking chair

might cover this forgotten old-timey folk number.

that'll be the first time your mother has ever been near a washboard