So would it be masturbation?

I'd do me
Total votes: 35 (83%)
ew no that would make me gay
Total votes: 7 (17%)
Total votes: 42

Would you?: Yourself

2
I can usually finish the deed in under a minute, doing it myself.

Why the hell wouldn't I?

You know, it's all about maintenance.
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. T. Mckenna

Would you?: Yourself

10
i'm kind of a slut so i don't think i'd respect myself in the morning...plus i'd probably get up and leave real early so that whole awkward thing of waking up somewhere strange with yourself would be lessened...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:

1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.

2) Drive through a storefront.

I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.

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