Covering the seat is...

Crap. I'll let my butt touch anything.
Total votes: 12 (57%)
Not Crap. No cover, no poop.
Total votes: 9 (43%)
Total votes: 21

Precaution: Covering the Toilet Seat

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Yeah, this is dumb, especially when one considers how filthy everything else we touch in daily life with stuff other than our asses is. It's silly to be paranoid about butt germs )or whatever it is that paper-shield people think they're avoiding) when you flick feces coated light switches on and touch bacteria laden door knobs without a thought.

Also a waste of paper, and I hate people who waste paper.

This is still less annoying than hovering pissers. Great! You got urine on the toilet seat avoiding a perfectly clean toilet seat! Now no one can sit on it. This is acceptable if you are avoiding sitting in urine, but there's no need to hover as a precaution. Just sit on the damn seat, princess.
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Precaution: Covering the Toilet Seat

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Mandroid2.0 wrote:Yeah, this is dumb, especially when one considers how filthy everything else we touch in daily life with stuff other than our asses is. It's silly to be paranoid about butt germs )or whatever it is that paper-shield people think they're avoiding) when you flick feces coated light switches on and touch bacteria laden door knobs without a thought.

Also a waste of paper, and I hate people who waste paper.


I mummify that stupid seat. And my wang. Fuck paper. I don't be touchin' no doorknobs or light switches neither.

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offal wrote:Holy shit.

Kerble was wrong.

This certainly changes things.

Precaution: Covering the Toilet Seat

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I forgot to mention how disgusting the area by the toilet paper depository is, insofar as bacteria breeding grounds go. Eesh. This use of toilet paper to protect one from germs is totally counterproductive. We live in a world of filth. Get used to it, pussies.

Sometimes I wish that I hadn't taken all those microbiology classes.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

-Gustave Flaubert

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