Why not with all the poop-related threads out there?

Connor, I trust you did this at Grand Central, and your ding-ding wouldn't have hit the porcelain if you'd covered the front with a 'tongue.'

I still do this. Mom drilled me into it when I was about 3.

Never understood it. The paper doughnuts never seem to stay put properly between placement and seating, and I'm pretty sure that anything that it would be protecting you from could bleed through the microscopically-thin paper anyhow. I just don't sit on visibly filthy seats.

Yeah, this is dumb, especially when one considers how filthy everything else we touch in daily life with stuff other than our asses is. It's silly to be paranoid about butt germs )or whatever it is that paper-shield people think they're avoiding) when you flick feces coated light switches on and touch bacteria laden door knobs without a thought.

Also a waste of paper, and I hate people who waste paper.

This is still less annoying than hovering pissers. Great! You got urine on the toilet seat avoiding a perfectly clean toilet seat! Now no one can sit on it. This is acceptable if you are avoiding sitting in urine, but there's no need to hover as a precaution. Just sit on the damn seat, princess.

Do I vote crap because it's wasteful, or do I vote not crap because it makes my short time on this earth that bit more pleasant (and really, you could say "fuck it" to future generations that may have to suffer because of it)?

andyman wrote:do I vote not crap because it makes my short time on this earth that bit more pleasant

How does it do this?

It's called scumping (according to VIZ) and it's quite sensible if you have ever had a pimple on your ass. Keep Britain Tidy!

Another more obsessive precautionary measure is called floating lilies on the pond and involves placing a skin of T.P. on ther surface of the water to suppress splashback from poo-impact.

It's understandable if you're touching your dick against something, but I don't my ass getting into too much trouble. I wouldn't feel extremely dirty rubbing my ass cheeks against someone else's, my ass can't get an STD or a hard drug addiction.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Yeah, this is dumb, especially when one considers how filthy everything else we touch in daily life with stuff other than our asses is. It's silly to be paranoid about butt germs )or whatever it is that paper-shield people think they're avoiding) when you flick feces coated light switches on and touch bacteria laden door knobs without a thought.

Also a waste of paper, and I hate people who waste paper.

I mummify that stupid seat. And my wang. Fuck paper. I don't be touchin' no doorknobs or light switches neither.

Wang > Tree

It beats covering 'Stairway to Heaven'.

I forgot to mention how disgusting the area by the toilet paper depository is, insofar as bacteria breeding grounds go. Eesh. This use of toilet paper to protect one from germs is totally counterproductive. We live in a world of filth. Get used to it, pussies.

Sometimes I wish that I hadn't taken all those microbiology classes.