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by Mandroid20_Archive
Yeah, this is dumb, especially when one considers how filthy everything else we touch in daily life with stuff other than our asses is. It's silly to be paranoid about butt germs )or whatever it is that paper-shield people think they're avoiding) when you flick feces coated light switches on and touch bacteria laden door knobs without a thought.
Also a waste of paper, and I hate people who waste paper.
This is still less annoying than hovering pissers. Great! You got urine on the toilet seat avoiding a perfectly clean toilet seat! Now no one can sit on it. This is acceptable if you are avoiding sitting in urine, but there's no need to hover as a precaution. Just sit on the damn seat, princess.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert