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At the White Hen, while picking up the new Auto Trader. There he was
standing next to me at the checkout, quoting every make and model in the fucking rag with this blank, yet smug look on his stupid face.

That's when I just lost it.

I slapped him once while he was going on about the Nissans, then again when he wouldn't shut up about the Saturns. Then I couldn't resist one more sucker slap when he had to open his mouth to actually buy his giant-size Butterfinger. Then I slapped him one more less angry, but potent "don't follow my ass" with the Auto Trader to the side of his cheek on my way out.

Fucking irritating coddled autistic people. I don't have any regrets, whatsoever.

If you get hit by a Nissan or a Saturn in the coming weeks, you'll know why.

Or when his much bigger austistic brother is waiting around the corner with a baseball bat. His only skill being to use it on bitch slappers.

I know this is not true because Autism is a myth.

2207 wrote:Or when his much bigger austistic brother is waiting around the corner with a baseball bat. His only skill being to use it on little bitches who slap autistic kids.

fyp

I played on a basketball team in middle school, one game there was this dude relentlessly fouling me and more or less wrestling me even when I didn't have the ball. I finally had enough of it and shoved him to the ground, hard. The refs didn't even call it a foul because they saw what he was doing to me. I shoved him down a couple more times because he didn't stop.

I didn't know why the refs weren't calling him out on fouls, but after the game I learned the kid was retarded.

what was that line..."the true measure of a man is how he treats creatures smaller than himself."

something like that.

i'm no saint, everyone knows it, but you're a fucking piece of shit, sharko. seriously. i hope the turnaround on such a fucked deed is just as pointless and one hundred times as violent.

I'm pretty sure this is a joke inspired by Soup's punching of the yuppie.





At least, I hope it's a joke...

My yuppie may have been autistic as well

SecondEdition wrote:I'm pretty sure this is a joke inspired by Soup's punching of the yuppie.





At least, I hope it's a joke...

hi-larious.