Can you believe it? The fuckers downstairs stole my fucking grill! They moved out and took my beloved grill. Petty criminal fucks.

Racist!

Who the fuck takes someone else's grill?

I swear, you people with yards, I'll never understand you.

Signed;

Grilled on the terrace with a hibachi.

For a second I thought this had to do with Amanda's and my grill, and the house painters. I'm glad it wasn't.

Sorry about the grill.

Ben

One evening a few years back, I was relaxing and watching "Blazing Saddles" with my parents when the doorbell rang. It was one of the Pulaski cops inquiring about suspicious activity in the area. It turned out that the neighbours in the apartment complex across the alley had reported that someone had tried to steal their grill.

My parents and I let the police officer into our backyard, facing the alleged crime scene. He followed the footprints from the grill to our yard, to the meter, to the neighbour's yard, to HER meter...

Yeah. In the end, it was the meter reader who had moved the grill to read the meter, not someone trying to thieve it.

For about 5 minutes there, we were extremely confused that someone would try to steal a grill in the middle of January in three feet of snow.

benadrian wrote:For a second I thought this had to do with Amanda's and my grill, and the house painters. I'm glad it wasn't.

I thought it was about someone stealing ubercat's grill:

In Wicker Park people sneak in at night and LEAVE you a grill

'We noticed you didn't have a grill so we decided to pitch in and get you one, enjoy!'

Mandroid2.0 wrote:One evening a few years back, I was relaxing and watching "Blazing Saddles" with my parents when the doorbell rang.

How timely you should mention that flick, huh ?

I had a Weber stolen from my backyard once when I lived in Ukrainian Village.

ERawk wrote:Who the hell would steal a grill?

I'm tempted on a regular basis as I stroll by people's homes that have those nice 4 burner propane jobs sitting out in the open.