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Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:26 am
by placeholder_Archive
This thread is about crap songs made worse by annoying changes or parts. I hope this makes sense.

I thought about this when I recently heard "Kodachrome" by Paul Simon for the first time in ages. The song sucks plenty from the beginning, but it goes from bland crap to horrifically irritating crap when it speeds up toward the end. The vocal delivery during this part of the song is especially bad. "Kodachrome" is maybe the best example of this phenomenon I can think of.

"Rag Doll" by Aerosmith may be the worst song I've ever heard. There are two points at which it is elevated into even higher echelons of crap. The first is when Steven Tyler says "come on up and see me" like Mae West; the second is when the scat singing comes in.

What are some other songs that do this? At which point do these songs become worse? I am curious!

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:39 am
by daniel robert chapman_Archive
This one.

1'09, when the guy barks his first 'come on'.

1'25, he starts rapping.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:46 am
by hench_Archive
goddammit. this is not what i want to have stuck in my head upon waking. as far as thread topic, i like metallica's '...and justice for all,' but i've always been really irritated by the ascending bit in "to live is to die" that sounds like a barbershop quartet doing a couple of rounds of "oh my darling clementine."

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:46 am
by Frank Decent_Archive
The name of this thread would make a great album title.
Oh, and this piece of shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:17 am
by DrAwkward_Archive
Frank Decent wrote:The name of this thread would make a great album title.
Oh, and this piece of shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E


Haha...my friend Keith made the cut in that video.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:52 am
by Pure L_Archive
I've always hated 'Free Bird'. Starts off all slow and sad but then gets all happy and fast at the end.

Fuck that song.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:19 am
by mrarrison_Archive
shiny happy people by rem
Stand by rem

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:38 am
by iembalm_Archive
That one song(s) by Phish.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:52 am
by h8 m0dems_Archive
mr.arrison wrote:shiny happy people by rem
Stand by rem


fuck man, good call.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:06 am
by SecondEdition_Archive
I Believe I Can Fly, by R. Kelly.

The key change is like suddenly finding a roach in your coffee.