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New Game: Summary

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:20 pm
by andyman_Archive
Post (light-hearted) short sentence summaries of things (writers, musicians, politicians, countries...). There's a lot of potential reuse here, so try and keep things creative. Dislike someone else's summary? Post your own.


Bukowski:
Whino with a book deal.

Pixies:
We like money!


Mine are shit, but I figure you can beat me.

New Game: Summary

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:23 pm
by fromthecurve_Archive
Bukowski:
Wino with a book deal.

Frank McCourt:
Whino with a book deal.

New Game: Summary

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:23 pm
by Pasta_Archive
Lou Reed:
Pretentious Junkie.

New Game: Summary

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:29 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Haruki Murakami:
How can this story be weirder? I'll add a cat for no apparent reason.

New Game: Summary

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:35 pm
by The Code is Almighty_Archive
Samuel L Jackson

I'll be in your movie if you agree to pay me money.

New Game: Summary

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:36 pm
by Maurice_Archive
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Haruki Murakami:
How can this story be weirder? I'll add a cat for no apparent reason.

Gold.

New Game: Summary

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:38 pm
by TrashAGoGo_Archive
Sonic Youth: Well, our fans like the idea of "daring experimentation," so why not just give them what they want?

New Game: Summary

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:05 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
Flipper: Turn up the fucking music! My heart feels like an alligator! We must have Volume! Bass!

New Game: Summary

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:49 pm
by fancyjamtime_Archive
Chick-Fil-A: Born again McChicken headquarters
The Three Stooges: Woman repellent
Anais Nin: Man repellent
Stepfather: (deep south version) Parent with benefits
Alt-country: The Tofurkey of music
Ohio State University: 50,000 Sublime fans can't be wrong

New Game: Summary

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:00 am
by Lemuel Gulliver_Archive
Fancyjamtime, explain your avatar! It creeps me right the fuck out and compels me to look all at once.