Fake singing
http://www.voanews.com/english/2008-08-12-voa72.cfm

Fake Fireworks
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijin ... =oly,99745

They also changed the order the countries came out, on tv.

Chinese tits

What difference does it make? Who cares?

TRIFECTA wrote:Chinese tits

What does this even mean?

TRIFECTA wrote:Fake singing
http://www.voanews.com/english/2008-08-12-voa72.cfm

Of course, it wasn't the real 9 yr old singer!

The real one had to compete in the gymnastics competition.






I'll be here all week, etc.

tommydski wrote:What difference does it make? Who cares?

TRIFECTA wrote:Chinese tits

What does this even mean?

Just more pointless news. I don't care. Who fucking cares about politics, that's one of the worst fucking conversations and time wasting bullshit topics EVER!

it's funny that they felt the need to fake all these things

chinese tits means heideggarian existentialism and hot dogs and limp bizkit (you gotta spell it with the z, otherwise it doesn't count)

Pure L wrote:

TRIFECTA wrote:Fake singing
http://www.voanews.com/english/2008-08-12-voa72.cfm

Of course, it wasn't the real 9 yr old singer!

The real one had to compete in the gymnastics competition.

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No! The original was not attractive enough, which is a fucking hilarious excuse. THEY ARE FUCKING KIDS!

Freud?

What?

At the olympics?

I am sure that that javelin thingy could use a little... analysis, yes...

the order the countries came out was not, as is typical, in alphabetical order. they said this is because Chinese does not have an alphabet. rather, they went in order by the number of brushstrokes required to write the Chinese character for the name of the country.

regardless, it's quite irrelevant.

I hope they drug test the fuck out of that US swimmer that's now won more gold medals than anyone in history. Phelps, is it? he breaks world records every time he swims, and sometimes by a lot? doping!

it's still entertaining to watch.

and the ultimate fake, I think, was that thing in the opening ceremony with the people inside boxes forming shapes and representing the wind and whatnot. if that wasn't hydraulic or pneumatic or whatever, as they claim it was not, then those people are the most frightening robot people imaginable. that shit was *crazy* if it wasn't computer-controlled.

enjoyable entertainment regardless. just as the Olympics should be.

anybody see, during the opening ceremony, the team from Palestine? it was the saddest thing. like 5 or 6 people in fucking *street clothes*, not even some kinda stupid uniform like every other country on earth had. sad.

Phelps on drugs? Really?

I just figured he swims so fast because he's like 6' 8" tall and has long arms like a gorilla.

if being 6'8" was all it took to swim in 6 events and win 6 gold medals while breaking all 6 world records, I have to assume some other country would throw a 6'9" guy in the pool.

Reading this article about that Phelps guy:
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/ ... nnel=10003

only makes me realize more that Reuben Sturman is every American's hero:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_Sturman

http://www.emelianova.com/ben/2007/09/0 ... -part-one/
http://www.emelianova.com/ben/2007/09/0 ... -part-two/