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Slint classic turns into kids book?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:55 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive

Slint classic turns into kids book?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:06 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Timmy and the magical 40 dollar hoodie

The story revolves around a young boy, born without genitals but with a heart of gold. He learns the true meaning of friendship when he happens upon a discarded 40 dollar hoodie bearing the logo from a boring overrated has-been 90's indie rock band. After a brutal beating from neighborhood bullies one evening, the hoodie reveals itself to Timmy to be alive and able to grant wishes to it's owner.
'I can totally see why it'd be 40 bucks now' Timmy was heard to remark as he flew through the air in his new supersonic chocolate biplane that shoots dog turds at bullies.

Slint classic turns into kids book?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:08 pm
by tommydski_Archive
I think someone already did this.

It's called The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

Slint classic turns into kids book?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:17 pm
by TRIFECTA_Archive
what the HELL

Slint classic turns into kids book?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:27 pm
by tommydski_Archive
The cover is an homage to the untitled Slint EP too.

Slint classic turns into kids book?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:38 pm
by TRIFECTA_Archive
anyone else think that kid is kinda creepy in the book?

Slint classic turns into kids book?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:42 pm
by sleepkid_Archive
tommydski wrote:I think someone already did this.

It's called The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.



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