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Fuck Wendy s

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:44 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Six strips of bacon does not justify calling a burger "The Baconator."
If you're gonna call a burger that, the weight of the bacon should outweigh the shitty square patty of shitty beef.

Fuck Wendy s

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:50 pm
by jmartin7221_Archive
The worst part is that shit is like rubber. I've had coke dick that was harder than that shit.

Fuck Wendy s

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:56 pm
by slowriot_Archive
my favorite part of driving to louisville when i lived in new jersey was stopping in columbus at the original wendy's. good times! i haven't eaten wendy's since the last time i was there, in '06. it's pretty gross. plus, out here in los angeles there are way better burger stands that'll help you clog your arteries, make you fat and, eventually, kill you.

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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:08 pm
by iembalm_Archive
jmartin7221 wrote:The worst part is that shit is like rubber. I've had coke dick that was harder than that shit.

Tastier too, I would venture.

Fuck Wendy s

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:21 pm
by busbus_Archive
Man, I've never had coke dick before, either.

Fuck Wendy s

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:46 pm
by gmilner_Archive
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Six strips of bacon does not justify calling a burger "The Baconator."

Nothing justifies calling a burger "The Baconator," though I would definitely see a movie called Baconator: The Baconatoring.

Myself, I don't eat at fast food restaurants, because none of them serve coke dick.

Fuck Wendy s

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:48 pm
by TRIFECTA_Archive
Fuck fastfood.

Fuck Wendy s

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:19 pm
by fancyjamtime_Archive
slowriot wrote:my favorite part of driving to louisville when i lived in new jersey was stopping in columbus at the original wendy's.


They tore it down.

I get pocket money for being a Wendys guineapig. I get to try all the new Wendys sandwiches and pocket $30 for my trouble. Hence, free dinner and $30 I can spend on records that my wife can't fuck with me about. Good times. Free soda also.

3/4 of the new menu items really suck though. Usually some new sodium-bomb mushroom sauce or cheese sauce bacon piece of shit...too many toppings just slopped on. When it's mushroom AND the cheese sauce, the drippy sandwich is covered in tan slime and leaves a salt crust around your lips.

Why they've never done a pizza burger I'll never know.

Fuck Wendy s

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:22 pm
by lemur68_Archive
fancyjamtime wrote:I get pocket money for being a Wendys guineapig. I get to try all the new Wendys sandwiches and pocket $30 for my trouble. Hence, free dinner and $30 I can spend on doctor's office co-pays.

Fuck Wendy s

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:28 pm
by TRIFECTA_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
fancyjamtime wrote:I get pocket money for being a Wendys guineapig. I get to try all the new Wendys sandwiches and pocket $30 for my trouble. Hence, free dinner and $30 I can spend on doctor's office co-pays.


No shit!