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Sigfried is very worried...

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:02 pm
by Luke_Archive
does anyone know where to find the video of Roy getting mauled by the white tiger? If anyone has a copy i'll trade a funny L. Ron Hubbard interview video.

Sigfried is very worried...

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:17 pm
by patrick md_Archive
Did someone really catch this on video? DAMN!

It looks like he's going to make it too. He can't really move or speak, but he's now able to give a thumbs up!

I also had no idea their act debuted in 1959. They had a pretty good run without getting mauled if I do say so myself. Roy is XHARDCOREX.

Sigfried is very worried...

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:48 am
by scelops_Archive
If the only part of his body that he can move with any measure of controll is his thumb... should it really be considered a thumbs up?

Could be the basis for a twilight zone episode...

-wilson

Sigfried is very worried...

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 1:58 pm
by patrick md_Archive
Since he was able to survive a tiger attack, I'm going to give it to him and consider it a thumbs up.

Sigfried is very worried...

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 1:58 pm
by capnreverb_Archive
i want the video of L Ron Hubbard fellating the white tiger while mauling Roy.

kurt cobain killed ron and nicole
oj killed kurt
david blaine made it all disappear.

god bless beastiality

circles are round, i shit you not

Sigfried is very worried...

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:05 pm
by jupiter_Archive
I'm going to be mauled Roy for halloween. My only problem is the lack of a flamboyant outfit and a tiger.....Oh, and the cash to buy either.

Sigfried is very worried...

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:15 pm
by Miko_Archive
Excerpt from the White Tiger's journal.

"Well it's another day in captivity. I suppose I don't mind it all that much. I mean, I get fed well. I have plenty of fans. It's a good gig I guess. But there are times. There are times when I don't want to do the shows. When I want to be like the other cats. Lazy and unattentive. I should not complain, but I need a break. Especially from those two sissies. I wished they'd let me be. I swear to god, if that pussy Roy bats me on the nose with that microphone again, I'll maul him. I swear."

Sounds like premedatation to me. Murder in the first.

Sigfried is very worried...

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:47 pm
by patrick md_Archive
If you think about it, Roy and the tiger is sort of like if you were in jail, and a hairy 600 lb. dude threw you to the ground and shanked you in the throat six times with a cell-made implement.

That's hardcore to survive that.