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VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:38 am
by mthomasdavies_Archive
With inspiration from Louis CK (
http://www.louisck.com/bad_jokes.htm), let’s see who can come up with the funniest original “badâ€
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:39 am
by mthomasdavies_Archive
Even worse:
What do you call Eddie van Halen when he drops off 100 teddy bears to a hospital for sick children in his Winstar?
Teddy Van Carin’
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:42 am
by cjh_Archive
*stares*
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:16 am
by interloper_Archive
How can you tell when a woman fakes an orgasm?
Who gives a shit?
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:33 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
How many EA forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
6
One to change it and 4 to stand around saying "Nah, too much warmth in the bottom end."
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:35 pm
by kerble_Archive
Rotten Tanx wrote:How many EA forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
6
One to change it and 4 to stand around saying "Nah, too much warmth in the bottom end."
How many Brits does it take to add correctly?
Zero.
EDIT:I'm taking my joke and going home, this thread is creeping me out.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:37 pm
by sonic android_Archive
What's the best way to rape a nun?
Drag her into an ally and fuck her.
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:39 pm
by amelia_Archive
what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
"juan" on "juan"
rolf.
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:58 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
How many Brits does it take to add correctly?
Zero.
...and one to lament the lack of 'math'.
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:21 pm
by XBangyrdead_Archive
Q: Why did god make black people stink?
A: So blind people can hate em' too!