I do not care if baseball players use steroids. I do not care.
Much of this prattling debate is about the "purity" of the game and how steroids soil it. Spare me.
Baseball players routinely do things to their bodies that none of us civilians would even contemplate. The notion that boosting one's testosterone level artificially is "bad," but horking a ligament out of your ankle and strapping it into your pitching elbow is "good" stretches credibility. How about Schilling risking being crippled by infection or complication so he could have a tendon stapled in place -- to pitch two goddamn games?
If somone told Ty Cobb he could run faster if he rubbed an ointment on his ass, he'd have filled a bathtub with it. Baseball players throughout the 60s were popping amphetamines before games like they were Tic-Tacs. Mickey Mantle was getting "vitamin" shots routinely (dextro-meth-amphetivins, actually) -- his homer chase with Roger Maris was shortened by an abcess he got from one of them. Darryl Strawberry and Tim Raines were coked out of their minds half the time. Sandy Koufax was shot-up with cortisone (a steroid) before and after games. This pious condemnation is ridiculous. The sport has never been "clean."
This behavior is its own punishment: Witness the shortened careers of Mark McGwire, Jason Giambi, Jose Canseco et al. Witness Sammy Sosa becoming a gelatinous mass of twitching strike-out beef. If an athlete wants to do that to himself in the name of his sport, I cannot say it is any worse than any of the other ridiculous things they do.
If it were discovered that a certain kind of spinach, fo example, imparted the same advantages, would it be right to ban spinach? How about vitamin E?
I am especially troubled that we are contemplating laws about it, exclusive to sports. it would be perfectly legal for any one of us to go to the GNC and buy a range of dietary supplements -- unless we happened to play baseball too, and then it would be illegal. I am uncomfortable creating a special class of citizens (professional athletes) who are not allowed certain personal freedoms, solely because of their occupation.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
Steroids in Baseball
1steve albini
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