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most retarded shit ever

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:11 pm
by jevat_Archive
this is just for starters:

1. chihuahuas

2. CTA's "jack" cartoons

3. that song "calypso" by john denver

4. teletubby/barney/disney shit

5. deal-a-meal cards

6. the bush administration/presidentine himself (i beg your pardon, s.a.)

7. billy corgan's "poems"

8. the medians on Irving Park Road

9. all those dr. seuss characters brought to disturbing "real-life"

10. kevin costner action figure


okay, everybody, add to the list. there's only one rule:
no mentioning the shure sm-57...that one is WAY too easy.
think hard.

regards,
jet.

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:14 pm
by jevat_Archive
...and i'm sure andrew loves these, but i'll say it anyway:

11. chia pets (those chia clowns are just the absolute fucking worst).

-jet.

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:55 pm
by SchnappM_Archive
12. PT Cruisers

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:05 pm
by dfm3_Archive
Hummer Stretch limos

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 8:49 pm
by yawn_Archive
mongoloids

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 8:53 pm
by yawn_Archive
pitchforkmedia

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:18 pm
by jimmybuh_Archive
PT Cruiser stretch limos.

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:35 pm
by assfortress_Archive
jet

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 12:09 am
by howiemarx_Archive
reality shows, pretty much anything on tv other than the simpsons.

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 12:53 am
by StevenMallory_Archive
"Aerobics".